Can we also talk about the fact that Chrissy Teigen “sleeping” through his acceptance speech was probably not a coincidence?

I gave up on Essie polishes. The colors look great in the bottle but it needs too many coats. I cannot sit still long enough for Essie to dry.

Ballet Slippers is the worst as a single coat. I don’t even think it’s that great after three coats.

Oh for sure.

Oh, brand exposure. I think Gigi would still have gotten booked as a nobody, but I don’t think she’d be closing shows or doing Vogue covers like she is now.

There are plenty of top models who came about the traditional way. The difference is that we all know Gigi and the Ks because people are obsessed with them off the runway. No, they wouldn’t book the campaigns they have if they didn’t have the following they do— but no celebrity would.

Gigi is much more of a model than the Jenner sisters.

Nope, that’s India.

I think HGTV needs to buy it and Mike Holmes can do an entire season on what a death trap it is.

I love to mock his desperate wokeness and extreme thirst, but I have to admit I would still drag him back to my apartment after a couple cocktails.

The Critic was so good, it needs to come back.

I think I just figured out how to defeat the US military— lead with a rainbow.

As I read it, it’s the former.

She has the voice of Joey Tribiani’s agent. That’ll age anyone.

I hated this movie the first time, when it was called Very Bad Things.

And he needed the temporary tattoo because REASONS.

If this were faux fur and I were rich and thin, I would wear Miu Miu everyday. Hell, if I were rich and obese I would still wear Miu Miu everyday.

I literally have no idea what you’re trying to say, that sentence is too grammatically confused. 

A friend’s Venezuelan boyfriend was preparing to move to the US with a visa. She warned him that because he worked in construction and didn’t speak English, people would assume he was an illegal immigrant from Mexico. He very sincerely told her that wouldn’t be an issue because as soon as people heard him speak in…

Wow, what fuckers. All of them.