Can we please not talk about his movie, and just instead sit in silence for three minutes?

Guys, Tom Hiddleston values his privacy. He’s chosen to keep his relationships quiet and we should follow his lead. Respectful, private, classy.

We as a society need to start shaming conspicuous consumption when it involves people who offer no value back to their communities. We need to stop coveting expensive purses and clicking on links of star wearing $1M necklaces. We need to ask these people what they have done that is meaningful and positive. And if they…

Like, no 401k matching?

ah, forgot about that. I did consider that a pity kiss though, not something that was backed by romantic feelings.

Hugh Grant is such a douchebag in real life, I don’t think I can watch him being squinty and romantic with another actress. He’s legendarily rude to the women he works alongside.

Oh, they’ll just kill her husband off (doesn’t sound like Chewitel is taking part anyway) so she and Andrew are free to end up together. Nevermind that there was never any indication that Keira’s character was in anyway interested in the friend ever.

I predict her underbite would stop the rocks at the last second and save them all.

Or even a dog who caught the car. He never considered what comes next.

Yes! Thousands* of jobs for Americans! And the moon will pay for it all.

But the dome will be made out of American* steel!

Yeah, just like I’m on a temporary break from working out.

I can’t wait for the inevitable conclusion of the current administration’s incompetence when Americans are desperately applying for refugee status elsewhere. I’ll be slowclapping from behind a chainlink fence for all the nations rightfully rejecting us a violent, dangerous population that will resist integration into…

He’s said repeatedly he wants to dismantle the federal government. So far, so good.

Stars, they’re nothing like us!

That’s why I don’t walk red carpets.

I assume a lot of those people are not active members of the military. I also don’t see the military spending any real time to try and track down the people making threats.

I agree with this. But.

If this were to pass, I would want each of those children and families to have the legal right to sue the US for any abuse that happens in US custody.

I can’t comment on whether Austin is really blue or not, but I would consider Dallas purple. I lived there for 12 years and while it is certainly far more liberal than the rest of the state, much of the population is still focused on preserving their own wealth for themselves, not on community involvement or social…