Immigrants are taking our jobs*!

I shattered my ankle on one in jr high— I didn’t fall off, I wasn’t doing anything risky, I just landed a little odd on my foot and *pop*. The docs at the ER said they saw three kids a week with trampoline injuries.

Also construction and agriculture. People complain about illegal immigration but also bitch when the strawberries cost $4 at the grocery store. You can’t have it both ways.

I say that about all of my posts.

Not to mention, I think the child was just standing on the edge of the water and other kids had been playing in the water a few minutes earlier with no issues.

Counterpoint: What the public thinks are the most dangerous activities are rarely the most dangerous activities. I bet a lot of parents would say letting a kid on an ATV is stupid, but also don’t have furniture bolted to the wall.

Yes— hierarchy of dangerous things to have in your home:

Also trampolines.

Up is down, left is right, and lawyers are my favorite people in 2017.

They will undo what they can (bu-bye EPA, hope no one misses the environment) and then they will postpone the creation of anything new until after 2018. They’ll try and blame the Dems when it all blows up after 2020.

The walkback I heard this AM is that Trump was upset that no one talked to him about the likely blowback, but that he was totally fine with the added power for Bannon. But I totally agree that we need to keep hammering him that Bannon is really in charge and that Trump is a puppet.

But Jean Ralphio had brown friends. I would take Jean Ralphio over what we have.

My partner admitted during her performance that he has always thought the song was “Fuck Her Face”. It’s possible he didn’t realize it was Poker Face until tonight.

That’s why I don’t let my toddler play on my computer-- it’s too easy for him to accidentally produce a Trump tweet.

Team Kristy Yamaguchi all the way forever.

I’m glad Uber is backtracking but I don’t think quitting the council is the answer. I think he should have stayed on board and used the platform to speak directly to the president about how his terrible policies are hurting American business.

It depends on what you’re calling about— if you want to encourage them to vote a certain way, google who votes on it and be sure to call the right person.

How long will it take for the multiple lawsuits filed over the EO to actually be heard and rule on? Weeks? Months? Years?

I made my partner watch the trailer and he didn’t believe it was real.