Wasn’t he mentioned in the Sony hacked emails? I vaguely remember that there was a leaked exchange about how he was a weirdo and difficult to work with due to the afore-mentioned weirdness.

Rich women also don’t get abortions, they get D&Cs.

Call your own state’s reps. Call today, tomorrow, the day after that... keep calling.

Call your own state rep too, your call will be more impactful if you vote in the rep’s home state.

Call your state’s reps too. And tell them you live in their state.

Don’t forget to call your home state’s representatives too. Call them daily. Program the number in your phone. Call them when you’re pooping. Make it part of your routine.

Everything is the worst today.

...Adding that Paul Ryan also knows that NO FEDERAL MONEY goes to abortions, so all he is doing is taking money away from cancer screenings and STD testing.

If those women had extra money for slutting* around, they’ll have extra money for a cremation or burial. Right?

I’m sure the details won’t be worked out-- because it’s completely impossible. It takes days for the body to expel the full uterine lining following a miscarriage. What is a woman supposed to do, keep a garbage bag of bloody pads to be cremated all together? 

Exactly. At this point, it’s hard to think of something to parody the original statements because their original statements are already batshit.

The woman’s body has a way to shut down the cancer cells, unless she’s a slut.

These laws and restrictions do not change womens’ minds about having abortions, and Republicans know that. But this crap helps them get reelected.

Sorry, reading is hard sometimes.

That’s probably true about most people, not just those at Coachella.

Your comment to me here makes no sense.

My comment was directed at the person who is ripping Jezebel for being biased against white people. Their comments make me believe that they personally feel persecuted for being white.

Someone is still pissed she had to miss her senior year ski trip.

That’s exactly what drives me bonkers about the “Christians” in these stories. It’s easy to speak out against the sins committed by others and gloss over the elements of one’s own chosen religion that may force someone to look inside themselves and acknowledge their own ugliness.

People forget that many Americans don’t have the means to travel to other towns or states.