Especially if there was a scene on the beach, like Top Gun Volleyball. (That’s what that movie was called, right? I’ve only seen that part.)

Tell that to Xenu.

Too bad they’re leaving the kid in NYC.

So I assume he wants Breitbart reporters and publishers jailed for publishing excerpts of the Podesta emails. Right? Riht?

Chaplin had talent and knew when to shut up. This guy ain’t Chaplin.

Can they bring in Heather Locklear or Rob Lowe? #seasonsavers

I would rather see this than T Swift cuddle on a rock in Rhode Island.

It’s damned if you do, damned if you don’t. When she kept her Lupus diangosis and treatment secret, the tabloids went nuts and said she was in rehab for substance abuse.

My husband wasn’t allowed to put on cologne in the house. It was so gross to me.

Yes. I could handle eating certain foods but if I smelled the food, it was all over.

At least Bella has larger breasts, so her body makes sense for this “fashion” show.

Dammit, I just commented this before I saw yours. Thank you for spreading the good word.

All chaps are assless. Just saying.

I have felt this. Many days I feel this. I want to share a very long but very worth-it email that my adorable father sent me the day after the election that made me feel better. I appreciate his perspective both as my father but also as someone born at the end of WWII who has witnessed so much strife and positive…

I’ll take it a step further. Because of social media, you can always find someone who agrees with you no matter how stupid your idea is. So instead of someone keeping their stupid ideas to themselves because everyone in their office rolled their eyes when they said that the moon landing was fake, they now state them…

Isn’t it convenient that your grandparents just so happen to agree with the positions of all of the “real” journalists at Breitbart?

I take joy in this. One Trump supporter has started to see the cracks.

“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away.”

To my fans: Trevor Noah is not a douche or a jerk.

Once the Pence outrage dies down, perhaps we can do a big fundraising effort for Planned Parenthood in the name of VPR? Between STDs and unplanned pregnancy risk, there’s a high need for medical access for this group.