At least she’s honest.

Keith Urban’s friend says Nicole Kidman “is the key to Keith’s sobriety.”

Kind of off-topic, but why don’t people object to all the other ways the American flag is desecrated? People scream that someone should be deported for burning a flag, but they’re totally cool with the flag-patterned boxer shorts on sale at Walmart.

I will give Fixer Upper props for including a TON of mixed-race couples. I can tell you, that is not the norm in Waco. I assume it’s because they are a mixed-race household and select diverse* families on purpose.

This. Yes.

A friend’s child really wants to go to boarding school, which his parents attended. I feel very strongly that he wants to go because he is gay and his parents are in total denial about it. They talk about his “girlfriend” and the whole room tips to the side with the amount of eye rolling that happens.

I assume this is where Will Smith’s kids go to school.

Yes, and  where a student was forced to carve a message into his own hand repeatedly as punishment. Also that vampire from Twilight died. So, not all good.

Yes— meowing on the phone to her creepy husband who clearly purchased her as a mail-order bride.

Yes. And if Tyra were still around, she’d tell a story about how she had to sit through three eyebrow weaves in one day for Paris Fashion Week and that’s part of the job.

Brit was so confusing. I thought she looked beat but she photographed well. I was really happy when she booked no go-sees and had a meltdown. (Because I am a mean person.)

YES.

I loved Janice Dickinson and all her nastiness. Paulina P was also fun. Twiggy was too nice, and I don’t remember any other real model judges.

I smell a crossover-- Drag Race teaches ANTM models how to have personality?

Hillary got paid to speak at Goldman Sachs. Donald has hundreds of millions of dollars in debt with Goldman Sachs. See? Completely different!

At least he has relevant experience.

Things I consider douchey:

I had never heard of any bullying of Barron before the autism rumor, plus 2016 is the worst so I assumed the worst of this guy. I’ll adjust my comment accordingly. 

I nearly bore a hole through my own face, it was so firmly planted.

Discussing a child’s health publicly for the sake of one’s own publicity and attention is never okay.