I don’t think it matters how he performs as president-- He will do poorly. It’s a question of who will take the blame. If Trump can effectively continue to blame the media and Congress for his failures, his lunatic followers will vote him back in.

And I thought he would never be elected in the first place.

Khmer Yuge. Well done.

If it is true, why is Trump bragging that he is the only one to know who the finalists are? Why wouldn’t he be discussing that with his closest advisors? That is not a good thing.

Emperor Trump will never rate my daughter a 10 if she’s in leg braces. That’s why I vaccinate.

Is debbiedownergoestothemovies.com taken?

Tangent: Do we all think that she knew that Apollo was up to some shady shit? Because she is a smart woman and he had no real income source. I think she totally knew what was up and isn’t dumb enough to get implicated (looking at you Teresa).

I seriously want to start a website that lists the movies to avoid if you’re going through a specific shitty time in your life. For example, if you just lost someone to cancer, it would give you a list of movies to stay away from.

On a happy note, Ben Carson reportedly turned down a cabinet position because HE KNOWS HE IS IN NO WAY QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB. Hint hint Donnie.

There’s no mention of apple picking or brunch with her friends, so I stick with my original answer.

No shade towards polyamorous relationships, but —

Maybe his marriage was failing-- still doesn’t qualify as dating to me.

...the actress finally explicitly admits she dated Ford, who was married at the time...

When do you decide to redact someone’s phone number and email? Not being shady, I just wonder why you chose to include both pieces of information in the email screenshot above.

Tiffany who?

Adding “fact check,” “moderation,” and “Tiffany Trump.”

Not joking-- call a local gym and suggest they develop a farm bootcamp. You’ll provide the space and the “weights” and they people will be manual labor.

I would be a size 2 if I had that.

Your supervisor sounds great.

Women don’t like conflict? Come hang out in the Jezebel comments section for a week bruh, we’ll see how we do.