UTIs were one of those things I never knew about until I started having unprotected sex with women, and I feel like it should have been covered in health class. You know like, "don't cuddle too long, she's going to have to pee soon."

I like to keep them waiting.

I never should've mentioned tentacles on the last Avocado Sex Thread.

Those emojis are your friend. Everything's flirty if there's a winky emoji next to it.

They're forming in a straight line…

Nah, you have to establish a base level you can get away with early on, so that during really loud rowdy sex, their wall banging is justified.

TO DAN SAVAGE. STOP. PROPER NAME IS "MEDIA" NOW. STOP. NOT "NEWS BIZ." STOP. LOVE HOBBES. STOP.

R+L=D would be a brilliant fuck you to the expectant set up of R+L=J, but it makes no fucking sense at time-wise, in the parts of the canon given elsewhere by GRRM by characters who aren't Ned Stark.

It could be. A therapist would help you work through those answers on your own.

"Sssshhh, we can't say that here, Rock," said Ida Duya, the leader of the resistance to the forces of All Womankind as she led Rock Mangood, CIA super-agent and Navy SEAL and decorated US Marine, as they walked down the streets of occupied Feminia.

I dunno, I like both the male and the female 4 letter c-words for their genitals, at least in proper amounts.

"I'll take, 'Things I Scream In Bed' for $400, Alex."

"Your methods are unorthodox, Dr. Sexington, and the Board wants me to fire you. But goddamn if you don't get results."

Boy, where is Lying Cat when you need her?

I thought he had a diaper expert phone-a-friend! Didn't he take a letter about it in the past and forwarded it on to that guy? I was totally expecting to see it here.

Good. The best revenge on all these jamokes is a life well lived and filled with the type of joy they tried to deny you. Take all the jobs, date all the fun physics teachers, and get all the help you need. You do deserve it.

I think it's the youth of the user base. They're just trying on and taking off identities as they wish until they find one that suits. I've worked with a lot of youth focused nonprofits and listened to their boards complain about "kids these days" and their needs and such, and then we go and survey the actual kids and…

Okay, while I'm firmly not on Activist Boy's side, Physics Teacher is way off base about khakis. Let us consult the Art of Manliness: http://www.artofmanliness.c…

The ER doc was like, "stuck your ding dong (medical term) in a mug of Ovaltine, huh? Yeah, we get a couple of you perverts in here every few months. To be honest, I recommend Swiss Miss."

Wait, maybe it's not sexist, maybe it's the empowered bit I find attractive? The confidence to brag about her sexual conquests in public like men have done for ages? I don't know. I'm so confused. Why am I not asleep?!