This wasn’t even the Cubs’ B team tonight, since the whole team was probably hung over. It was the C team.

I blame the Tigers for not putting netting up around the pitching mound.

Man, Penn State really penetrated Iowa here; so much so, it was downright criminal. People will say they’ll never forget it, but in a few years they’ll just move on and act like it never happened.

Consider this the latest reminder that SMU didn’t field a decent football team for a quarter of a century because some overly enthusiastic boosters gave some cash to a few players, but a program that systematically enabled the rape of children for decades is now a top-five ranked team. Burn Happy Valley to the ground…

Poor kid. I can’t believe Penn State did this to him.

Richie Sexson.

Mickey Morandini

Superman can only do so much if the other team has kryptonite bats.

I can’t fall asleep on planes because i know as soon as i do, someone’s gonna stick their fingers in my mouth.

Catch Me Outside (The Playoff Hunt)
The Great Matheny-Molina Feud of 2017

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

IS it NECESSARY for Lebron to drink his own urine?? No, but he does it anyway because it’s sterile and he likes the taste.

He got it from his mom, Ilene Bolt.

As superteams go, a Rockets squad with Harden/Paul/Anthony could be a legit Challenger in the West.

“He’s already got a nose for finishing around the hoop.”

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Dirk is in the perfect situation. Already won a ring. Can be longest tenured player ever with a franchise. Loves Dallas. Good for him.

I don’t see what the big deal is. An unwanted finger below the belt is actually a salute to the President.

“It’s time for us to build for the future.” -Sandy Alderson, upon demoting Michael Conforto for Tebow, September 2017

“The house...It’s gorgeous. Hinkie has nice taste.”