For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

Ok, who set his calendar to October??

When are the Yankees going to ever catch a break?

I too have a secret Twitter account. Nobody knows it exists.

Salt Peanuts

Area Man Finds Consequences Of His Actions Are Not What He Anticipated, Confused As To How To Proceed.

Uniform numbers should never be retired by any team. Retire a jersey, hang something on a wall or a ring of honor or something, but don’t retire the number.

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

http://dontknockmysmock.com/, truly one of the internet’s most valuable resources.

The antonym of Elite elite elite elite elite elite elite elite is, of course, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Elite elite elite elite elite elite elite elite.

The truly elite elite use it as a verb, as well. They’re eliting all up in this bitch.

It’s really not confusing, it’s a lesson in Collins systematically destroying good pitching.

The umps giveth and they taketh away.

Weird that Bochy had nothing to say about the bullcrap interference call on Heyward earlier in the game that cost the Cubs at least one run.

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

The Giants traded Wheeler to the Mets in 2011 for a half-season rental of Carlos Beltran, making a desperate playoff push despite Posey’s devastating leg injury. In those 44 games in orange and black, Beltran produced all of a mighty 0.5 WAA (which measures Wins Above an Average MLB player, rather than a AAA-level…

Wade, you seem like the kind of guy that would know the answer to this, been struggling with it for a while now.

Seemingly every year, the NBA Playoffs prove that the regular season is too long by half.

My heart sung when he said Total War.