Gandalf > Dumbledore

UNC’s Luke Maye, who hit that shot against Kentucky last year, reportedly ran a 4:59 mile recently at Carolina’s annual pre-season mile run. He is 6-7/8, 240.

What also makes sense: A thorough, internal, bureaucratic review in response to deep-seated corruption allegations taking less than 48 hours.

The U of Iowa built a children’s hospital within the range of the stadium so that sick kids could get something cool to watch, and their fans wave at the kids during games. Penn St?

I was going to go see It today but this is enough of a clown show for me thanks

Klay: “Hi, I’m Klay Thompson and I hear you don’t like me.”

Todd Hollandsworth

Catch Me (In Fourth Place) If You Can

Calling each other out on Instagram? Hmph. That’s the wrong way.

Worth it:

Maybe now that he’s near death, McCain will comfortable enough to have his long-sought threesome with Lindsey Graham and Joe Lieberman

Kyrie is a one-trick pony. Fortunately, his one trick is the best skill to have: isolation scoring in the half court. This makes him great and a very cool dude to watch. Ideally then, he would be option 1a or option 2 with a teammate who excels at passing, defense, is a very good scorer in his own right, and generally…

Jordan would’ve won Gilbert over to his viewpoint

His book has a really dumb title

I just want to cook food

This is a very fine write-up of a tennis match, though the sour grapes at Wimbledon’s scheduling tradition could be made into some very shitty wine no doubt

Livan...Livan likes his moneeeey

The bond was originally set at $12,000, but after further review the judge multiplied it by 5/3, in compliance with Texas’ 5/3rds of a bond for 3/5ths of a person law

Did Giants bullpen folks give a reason for Melancon being annoying other than the fact that he’s good and the rest of them stink?