To be fair to Baker, the Nats bullpen is really terrible

I don’t know what you’re talking about, the Mets have the best training staff of all time

Thank you. That house is the spitting image of a nouveau riche Silicon Valley shithead’s house

Can here for this joke. Was not disappointed

Meanwhile

No doubt Epstein saw this coming a mile away

When I read this everything fell into place just right, all the world’s puzzles resolved into a united whole; the white whale - found!

Goes without saying that all these dogs were/are very good

‘Who thought that was a good idea’ you say???

Did anyone else notice Zaza going after LeBron’s ankle?

So it seems that, as with most issues of public policy in our time, it boils down to a ‘just how much did Reagan fuck us all again?’ conversation

Another trick is to remind yourself that almost no one really cares about you and what you do. In fact, my friend taught me that right before...oh wait...

I would’ve expected the universe to combust when these dudes all played together

Coach Scott Brooks on putting a drunk Fisher in the driver’s seat: “As with playing Perk in the Finals against the Heat, putting Fisher in that position was the best I could come up with.”

Those elite who use what’s usually an adjective as both subject and noun in the same sentence deserve an elite prize from Elite - wherever it is

There’s a typo in the second graph. The proper medical diagnosis is “throwing in the towel”

Can’t wait to listen to Simmons’s pod and hear how Brad Stevens’s genius made this closer than it otherwise would’ve been

They can’t pay because there are laws against paying someone to suck Coach K’s dick

No, they’re just in Cleveland