We live in The Zone

Wait...the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead???

This sounds exactly like what I imagine Wade Phillips sounds like in my head

I don’t know if he was whining or ducking responsibility, he was just saying that the team (which obviously includes the head coach) fucked up in that instance

They really should have axed the Longhorn Network first. It raises all kinds of conflicts of interest for a national media company to have a line of its business devoted to one team and one team only 

How are so many of these fatass old suits still alive

Did the pitcher groove that one so Ichiro would get a sweet hit? Good move, if so. Game was over and Ichiro is so cool

Because, as everyone knows, it’s the only place in this world with cockroaches

I don’t know what anyone else saw, but Theo Pinson definitely deflected that ball. And 6-0 Joel Berry definitely pretended to get yanked down by the throat by 7-1 Karnowski

Also, when considering who was/wasn’t lucky, it’s worth noting that Carolina’s star PG has sprained both his ankles approx 2000 times in the past two weeks

I love Charles. For every ten stupid comments he makes, he comes out with one of these and it’s all worthwhile.

“If everyone had a healthy, casual relationship with sports” then Kinja wouldn’t exist

No doubt the folds of skin on Verne’s face helped absorb this blow

Illinois better make sure it isn’t someone else disguised as Brad with the help of polyjuice potion

Was going to dump on your hot take, then saw your handle and rethought my hastiness

PSA to all balls: hide your dicks or Giancarlo will hit them off, never to be seen again.

As a native of Iowa City who was never into wrestling but always observed those who were with morbid fascination, this surprises me not at all

“Hey, I take a lot of pride in my decorating.”

Baseball analytics nerds from 2008 called, they want their hot takes back.

Tangent: What the fuck is Celeb Jihad? I’ve found myself there a few times (why? no comment) and been weirded the fuck out each time, but also unable to understand what the site really is about. Does anyone have insight?