You’re creating your own prison there, buddy.

Plus, she screamed it at a crowd in Nashville.

“Baby daddy” and “#babybump” Jena? I officially hate you.

Being called a cunt isn’t a big deal if you’re English.

Her comment has put me in the Ritchie camp.

Jena- jfc, that is pretentious.

Calling your kids dad a cunt in a very public forum is a great way to make sure your kid can't stand you.

Just imagine how much less we’d hear about Chris Martin if he hadn’t married Goop all those years ago.

How much more poignant her tweet would have been had she not placed a picture of herself directly on top.

You guysssss, motivate me to work out before the person I hired for the explicit purpose of motivating me to work out arrives.

Sofia’s side eye reminds me of Sophia’s side eye.

The dolls in the background of Babs’s photo... I hope I’m not the only one who sees those... *has nightmares for life*

This National Hug Day business is bullshit. DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME, YOU DISEASED SHITFUCKS.

Fair. I forgot he was in it until I just watched the video again.

Considering I know maybe a line and a half of Creed’s music, I might not even know I was being creedbombed. I’d just assume it was a regular assault.

a good friend of mine who has sadly passed started creedbombing as early as 2006. when he wanted a hug, he would stretch out his arms, widen his eyes, and shout WITH AAARMS WIDE OPEEEN

And that I’m not sure I could stick out a bad relationship if someone told me we were only 25 — or was it 29 — % compatible.

I only came here for the “But I sorta like Creed” comments.

It could have been worse, I mean according to the article the other option was Nickleback

I reserve the right to punch anyone who sings Creed at me in the face. Which ought to be easy, given that they’re supposed to be maintaining eye contact the whole time.