Can we make this a group thing? ‘Cause I’m already doing this pretty much full-time, too, so... we might as well be a band!

I want to say that I will personally fill the ‘hate coldplay’ void that David Bowie left behind. BECAUSE I AM A GODDAMN HUMANITARIAN. GO TO HELL CHRIS MARTIN.

Team Chelsea all the way

yes David Bowie is great. please post gifs

I once pulled a car out of a burning man.

Just when I thought David Bowie couldn’t get any cooler, I see that.

I think it’s possible that both are true. Heather McDonald was afraid of Chelsea because Chelsea is a bitch to those she doesn’t like personally and she knew that she had fucked up and could be fired. So yeah she lived in fear, but that was by choice she could have quit.

There’s a commercial for Empire Carpet that plays in the northeast. It’s got a jingle that’s just their 1-800#. For the longest time it made me crazed. Any time it came on, I would leap, fly, flail or crawl to the mute button. I’m starting to feel the same way when I see Madonna.

Considering that Sarah Palin has ZERO political relevance, I’m completely mystified why her endorsement is considered influential. She’s your mean-spirited, gossipy, shrew of an aunt who clogs your Facebook feed with nonsensical “Obummer” memes

Madonna, girl, you’re trying too hard.

“GOD MOM THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.” —Rocco Ritchie

Y’all, all I really wanna say is am I the only one that isn’t a Will Smith fan? I don’t think he’s Oscar-worthy at all. Not a bit. I don’t find him to be an incredible actor.

“You have a huge production company [where] you only produce your friends, family and yourselves so you are a part of Hollywood. You are a part of the system that is unfair to other actors so get real.”

she is right

I mean it’s true tho...

“It just ain’t that deep.”

Tell the truth, Aunt Viv

Lord have mercy, Beasts of No Nation was incredible, that man is an incredible actor. You are not.

What an odd line of argument. I believe they’re boycotting, but there are lots of actors who only attend the awards when they, their loved ones, or their cast mates are nominated.

That’s all bullshit. I ALWAYS respond to texts the moment I see the text someone sent me. Unless my phone died or I was ACTUALLY busy doing something. I don’t give a rat’s ass what society thinks or the ‘general consensus.’