Also, you shouldn’t have to be hot to be in movies.

I’m not sure they’re exactly hookers... they prostitute themselves to him specifically, yes, but I think of a hooker as more like a literal streetwalker, with several johns a night, a lot of personal risk ‘cause it’s mostly getting into their cars, and relatively low pay. Then there are call girls, who might have a…

Oh, my goodness, no! If ever we “crack up,” it’s because we’re charmed by the eccentric reading tastes of some patrons (e.g., a patron who regularly requests novelizations of a certain early 2000s-era teen drama series that aired on the WB). I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed any library staff person describe a…

I’m a librarian. We don’t care what you read—we’re just happy you’re reading. Promise :)

I’m 28 and I cried six times TODAY. (Shut up, I was reading a really poignant book while working an unexpected grave shift, you guys would have cried too.)

I wonder if Joe Jonas is also a professional analrapist.

Poor hygiene, dumb, no personality.

Your friends are assholes if they don’t respect your health needs but

On the one hand, I share Jennifer Aniston’s feelings about Justin Theroux. On the other hand, she has slept with Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Vince Vaughn, so as Tim Gunn would say, I am concerned about her taste level.

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

If there was a place in my town that people walked around like this, I would catcall some men. Now, the thought being, I’m not a hot little thing. I’m a fat, over 30, butchy looking woman. Basically, the female version of most of the men that do catcalling. Maybe throw in some things that men aren’t traditionally…

Beyoncé makes better eating choices now? I find it hard to believe that prior to the diet she didn't actually eat on a diet.

The fact that I just mumbled “nigga please” to that photo in front of my white step-child indicates that I concur. He is the WOOOORSSST.

guys, i just.

It doesn’t sound healthy at all. In fact it sounds like a great way to put your body in starvation mode. Also, what is up with people overselling their weight loss (like saying things like “I got my life back”)? I honestly think it’s harmful, because it creates false expectations. Losing weight makes moving around…

Vegan cheese? Why?

Been vegan for 14 years, tried the gluten free variety from time to time, but as I don’t have celiacs it didn’t really make much difference for me.

70 lbs in 4 months? There’s no way that’s healthy.

This is a funny stunt for sure. However, to most of us I’m sure it is obvious that it isn’t the same thing. To use an odd parallel, it would be like a lamb telling a lion that it looks delicious. The lion isn’t in serious danger from the lamb and never has been. So, saying something like that doesn’t put the lion in a…