You “Boy Who Could Fly”-ed the shit outta that bouquet! That is also my favourite move when the traditional bouquet toss comes around. Nice one.

What IS your point?

Gonna be a hard fall when you come down off that high horse.

I love how we as a society can’t decide if it’s a good or bad thing to munch butt. The way I was using the term was to point out Jez’s unadulterated adoration for said celeb. But I get what you mean. I've never done it so I'm yet to form an opinion ;)

Adorable!

I stand corrected.

Aw shucks...

Why does Jezebel eat beyonces ass so hard?? She's a phony bitch and she dresses like a stripper. She has done nothing for feminism.

Fuck you, Jezebel, and your shitty “fair-weather feminism”.

I will say what I want when I want and you can’t stop me, Hahahahaha! Go jump off a bridge.

All this just for beyonce? Ugh- she is not the second coming and I can think of over a hundred other artists who are far more talented, far more philanthropic and just better human beings in general.

No, sorry, I’ve never seen it sold like that in Australia. A ‘stick’ is just Aussie slang for a gram or two of pot, usually the smallest amount a dealer is willing to sell.

It’s Australian for “$10-20 worth of pot wrapped up tightly in foil”. Don’t feel bad about not knowing this. Most of the pot in Australia is expensive and crappy. Oh and “chops up” means they cut up the pot with tobacco, often until it’s a fine dust, before having “cones”- Aussie for bong hits. They love pot here but…

Since when did schools think they had the authority to police children's lunch boxes? How about they focus on giving the kid a well-rounded educatio and let parents worry about what their children eat? This is bloody ridiculous and some serous nanny-state shit going on.

LAME