Great write up, Andrew. I like the car, but the way you put it really encapsulated how i feel about big boy toys like motorcycles and cars.

To be fair, Spinelli was the one driving when it got beached on the ice.

his daily driver, which only had basic bolt-on modifications—rotors, calipers, suspension parts, wheels and tires, exhaust—and a mostly stock engine)

Yes, but technically, if they market themselves as a nonpartisan contractor (which pretty much they all do) and then they fire someone for expressing a liberal (vulgar) opinion while being publicly associated with the company, but not someone expressing a conservative (vulgar) opinion while being publicly associated…

Thank you for your service.

Send her some finger foods.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

I want to send her an edible arrangement or some muffins

List of things that (can) cost more than a car:

On a similar note, Trump has approved coal powered vehicle tax credits.

You know if I didn’t know any better... I’d be inclined to think Trump just might be a moron.

Because everybody deserves one.

CR-V sport

You sedan and SUV lovers need to come to your senses and start using simple logic. Once you do, you’ll come to realize that wagons are the superior mode of transportation.

As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.

“The RTR skid plate ensures the vehicle is protected during off-road adventures and the occasional flying.”

There has to be a design school in Japan where the A and B students are hired at Mazda and then the C and D students go to Honda or Toyota... it has to be the only explanation for how one company can do it so right and the others can’t even find the middle-ground.

Those taillights are sex. That is all.

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