"Y'all pick the most awesome stuff to nitpick and get pedantic about, I swear. I love you and everyone in this forum. You come sit here next to me and we'll watch cat videos all night together. hugz"
Translation: Bless your heart!

Oh, lordy, Tupac was a handsome man.

I noticed the donuts before I noticed Ms. Piggy was banging her head against the table. Guess you know where I stand on the whole "nothing tastes better than skinny" issue.

I stood with my feet 9 inches apart yesterday and totally had a thigh gap

I actually like the crop, because it means you have to focus on her face, not her boobs/waste/butt/thighs. Much like I'd prefer people to do in conversations...

Allison Williams: WTF is that dress they put her in?!

Cornmeal! Put cornmeal in a bag or something, and put the boots in fur-first and shake them around. Let the boots sit in the cornmeal overnight and shake it off the next day.
Cornmeal absorbs the junk. I use a Barnie brush to make the fur look nice after the treatment.

That fold really does hold it all in.

Your image isn't displaying for me—who's your pick?? I just posted above. I'm team Rachel Weisz for the role.

You should be in casting. That's perfect.

Imma let you finish Callie but Nigella should be played by Rachel Weisz

Yes, her name is truly outrageous!

Nothing's makes me want to throw in the towel on my feminist principals of independent womanhood and go "catch me a man" quite like clearing off my driveway in sub zero temps.

I don't have children either and I agree with you. There's something lazy and extra vulgar about an anal sex joke that actually uses the word "anal." Ditto fingering. It's much easier for a naughty joke to simply go over a kid's head if the writers are using coded language.

Prince Harry's cool and all, but that beard does sorta make him look like a Law & Order SVU guest villain.

I did really enjoy Renner's role, it was the best part of the film for me.

Whew, it hasn't been US released yet. I thought I had some how missed it through evil.

That just means you have an excuse to watch it again in mid- January so you can talk to those of us across the pond who don't know what the quasi-illegal parts of the internet work.