I'm shocked that this many people know who Jay Mohr's wife is.

Fosters is repackaged VB, VB is so awful a mere drop can foul a river. Boags is one of my favourites and Cartlon Draft is for drinks by the jug. Little Creatures is also good, it is however the preferred beer of hipsters.

I don't live in Philly but this clip put those two on my radar, pre-Lochte. Hilarious.

Oh for gods sake, can everybody please stop drinking Fosters? Australia has so much more to offer than that pig swill. It's embarrassing to think that is what foreigners think we drink.

Hah - this is absolutely fantastic Eric. :D

CAT. VOMIT. TELL ME IT'S NOT REAL.

I did that at the Christmas party here two weeks ago. Run by a Brit, she handed me a second drink, I said, "Oh, God, I haven't double fisted since college!" She blinked at me until I said, "In the US this means drinking two drinks at the same time." She then told me what it meant in Britain. Fun was had.

Lindy, I think you mean Commander Scobee's *widow*

She may call herself Rebecca Rose now, but she'll always be Burt in her heart.

"I'll be sure to pass it along! What's your name?" (whips out a pad full of random names)

OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE. OH MY GOD.

After clicking on the People article about Lisa Niemi (Patrick Swayze's widow), I am very happy for her that she is engaged.

I actually expected a guy that would masturbate in public to look more like myself rather than the lead singer of Maroon 5.

It's okay to have a fantasy life. You seem to have a decent handle on what is appropriate and what is not, so I think you're all good.

I do kind of fear what will happen on the internetz the minute Hiddleston starts dating someone (or makes a mistake of any kind) - because you know that shit is gonna be UGLY.

He has a young Jack Nicholson or Paul Blackthorne thing going on. I dig the look too. The person/perp on the other hand . . . I'm not too keen on public maturbators. No amount of cute makes that acceptable. I think there's room for some separation (aesthetic vs personality), yea? . . . I hope :(

I'm an old too, when I see Taylor, I think of James Taylor...

It's y'all, not ya'll.

sometimes, you gotta make something a luxury item. sorry kids, angora is now up there with leather and cashmere. save up your allowance.

The headline's ok, but replace "fights off" with "beats off" and it becomes transcendent.

It seems like everyone in the world had more fun than me over the holidays.