Shhh, guys. BurnerInsertRandomNumbers is a troll. Look at his username. Check his other comments defending the racist homophobes.
He's fat on replies already. Don't feed him anymore, no matter how tempting it is!

More hugs, I think we all dated this guy.

Ash Beckham said it best. Hard is not relative. Hard is hard.

Aww, come on, don't be that commenter.

I'm a little surprised everyone is so shocked Phil said this. He's always saying some pretty borderline homophobic stuff on the show anyway and some pretty blatantly sexist things. I never liked him, although I am a fan of the show (yea I know, but Ms. Kay is adorable I can't help it).

I'm not excusing it. I'm more just expressing wonder that anyone is particularly surprised. Be disappointed, sure. But after watching a few hours of the show, I'm not incredibly shocked by this turn of events.

LaBeouf was considered for the role of Loki in "Thor." Dear gawd, what a bullet dodged.

Ok, that picture of Channing Tatum in the "Sun's Out, Guns Out" tank top is adorbs. Fuck you, magazines.

That's something I struggled with too. I felt like they really lost the tone.

Nah, some of us are just such hardcore Tolkien nerds that we hate what Peter Jackson has done to the book and therefore refuse to watch the movie.

As a white feminist...can't we all agree that Dule Hill is mesmerizing?

And as an archaeologist and a cat lover, I also approve this message:) Also, the kitty wearing sunglasses gives me great joy.

I was actually okay until I got to "Bissette's adopted parents, Florence and John, have both since died."

Well, fuck. Excuse me while I go drink a bottle of wine.

I love this interpretation as well. Mine generally sleep all day, but occasionally when there's a huge spider, I'll just plop one of them down nearby and they'll swiftly take care of it. I love the idea that they're thinking, "Alright, fine. One more favor."

As a paleontologist and a cat lover, I approve this message.

I will be "starring" any cat related comment on this thread. Further, any comment made about cats should not spend an instant in the gray section. It must go directly to the black comments and keep on getting promoted ad infinitum.

Ok, I think I may have been a bit harsh. I guess I've never had that crazy streak as a teenager, so when I see teens/young adults do dumb stuff, I want to smack them over the head and tell them to get off my lawn, even though we're the same age. They'll grow out of it, eventually.

We're going to have to get a time machine back to the 90s to explain this fully.