Thanks so much everyone!! I'm still finding all the places my work has been posted, and I'm proud to be featured here! :D

We must run in very different crowds.

Dammit Callie, I'm reading this while monitoring my students' exam and I just started audibly giggling at your creative writing caption for North West. Now all of my students are looking at me like I'm insane and I can't read the rest of Dirtbag.

He dresses like a grown man, has lovely manners, and seems very kind and decent. He seems nice. If you deducted his personality, he'd be okay. The personality——-and the decency——-are the big thing. He loves Shakespeare and makes it relatable.

Yes. I have wiped out all my other Google news alerts for stupid useless news items like 'President Barack Obama' and 'nuclear war' and 'snow' and replaced them with all with 'Tom Hiddleston' in preparation for this very prestigious role I will fill here now at Jezebel.

Jeeze and I thought I was a terrible parent for letting my daughter eat Ritz crackers for breakfast while watching My Little Pony everyday for a week.

You know how "everyone" feels like Jennifer Lawrence is their coolest friend ever? I kinda feel that way about you, Burt. You're the best.

They're going to. The biggest flaw of the books was that we are limited to Katniss' perspective and they said they would change that in the movies.

For real. I'm giving her points too, because breastfeeding aside, she's showing all the workers it requires to make her look that good. That is a valuable rarity in the celebrity world.

Although something about her expression feels a bit pompous...but I'm pretty sure that's just her face.

"Here is a very elegant picture of Gisele Bundchen simultaneously breast-feeding and getting her hair, makeup and nails done"
At least she's not yelling "What's your excuse" at the same time.

Sesame Street has some/ALL of the awesome Vines. Most worthwhile thing to subscribe to on there.

My colors are Blush and Bashful...

Times Square is the black hole of shitty food options. There are very few decent food options in that area, it is awash in chain restaurants and overpriced crap.

"I thought that Olive Gardens only existed in places with other shitty restaurants and food options."

I love snark as much as the next person, but as a musical theater professional, the recent SOM was not ruined. Carrie Underwood's acting was flat-out bad, as was the appalling direction, but most of the other performances were good to outstanding. They spent $9MM on a risky live one-off of a classic stage musical…

Won't be ruined if they cast it right. I'm all for more live musicals on TV, but as God is my witness, if they cast Susan Boyle as Eliza Doolittle, I'm going to have to slap someone.

I think the fact that you know you're struggling says a lot of good things about you.

The comments at Gawker on this story were atrocious. This is a good chance for Jezebel to talk about victims of domestic abuse, not snark on a woman who is a victim of domestic abuse.

The millions and millions of dollars might have something to do with it.

I mean, if someone paid me millions and millions of dollars to lick a subway handrail...I'd probably do it. I'd hate it, it'd make me hate myself as a human being...but I'm not gonna stand here and lie to you like I'm some kind of saint that DGAF…