That’s the point of the ideology of law, though, right? That law is a higher order than personal anger, hate or judgement. The law is theoretically supposed to serve above the whims and desires of an individual person. My rage wants the death penalty. My heart wants it to have never happened in the first place. But…

The whole thing was bizarre. They were getting on you and adultosaur for commenting too much, and then telling someone to shut up because they had only been on Jezebel a minute and thus had no standing to speak. Crazy freaking double standard, yet again.

Haha. Every few years I think, “You know? I really fucked up that paper. It was the first research paper I ever attempted, and it could turn out very interesting if you do it right.”

What the fuck was that nonsense? Who pissed in his/her Cheerios? Good Lord.

Sigh. If only I had gotten my graduate degree a little later. I could have written a paper on Courtney Stodden’s and Farrah Abraham’s sex tapes instead of Paris Hilton’s, Kim Kardashian’s and Pamela Lee’s. Such a missed opportunity.

Fuuuuuuck. I have two chicken breasts in my freezer and I am pretty sure I’m going to have to eat them quickly and never buy chicken again. Thank God Morningstar fake meat things are tasty. I’d starve.

It’s like he thinks he can win us back after the horrible stories by posting things like this...

Holy shit. It just occurred to me that he could be Ryan Lochte’s brother. Like. They even look a little bit alike in the face.

Green, at least onscreen. So. Pretty.

Hahah. The Minion hat and beer can crushing was truly special.

I tweeted the other day he is YOLO in human form. I still believe this is true.

I do love sarcastic smart asses. But only if they’re on my team. If they’re not on my team, I want to eradicate them as soon as possible.

Exactly! My list includes Spike, Aragorn, Christian Bale’s Batman, Curtis from Snowpiercer, Dean Winchester, Eric Northman, Luther... There are certainly others but all these I’ve seen recently. And they are all characters who I should (possibly would?) run from in real life.

Who can keep up with who “we” love and who “we” hate around here? For me, Anna Kendrick, Anne Hathaway, and Natalie Portman are all kind of interchangeable. They’re all beautiful in a way that isn’t Baywatch-y, they all work in a wide range of roles to varying degrees of success, and they all have the “I’m a nerd”…

I usually hate musical episodes of shows because they’re so ridiculous, but that one was so great. Also, CHUCK CAME BACK! I really want him to somehow pop back into existence on the show. Maybe in the last season.

True. And the character fits my criteria for pop culture crushes: beautiful, tortured, possibly violent and covered in blood.

Off topic: That man has the most beautiful eyes. ETA: And a really pretty cryface.

You know Byron is all of 10 pounds and truly believes this.

First time I’ve seen on of these and thought, “Yeah, that kind of works.”

He’s a beautiful bro-y nightmare who would be amazing performance art if he weren’t just being him.