Please please PLEASE release this digitally simultaneously so I can see it in flyover country.

Thank you. Goulash, casserole, tuna bakes... take away those and you take away my entire childhood.

I believe in a 2:1 ratio with other living beings in your home. Just you, have two. You and a partner, go up to 4. If you have a dog, go up to 4. If you have a dog and a partner, 6 is acceptable. Any cat numbers in the double digits counts as hoarding unless you actually run a rescue or happen to have cats give many…

I read this last night, went to the grocery and am making it now. I'm super excited! I finally broke down my grocery spending, and it turns out I spend a hell of a lot of money on food items that don't stretch very far. Relatively health suggestions for cheap multiple meal recipes are going to save me. Thank you!

I like the long sleeve in blue. You can dress it up with heels and jewelry, for sure. Also, thank you for introducing me to a new website to shop!

Does anyone ever feel that they live more of their life inside their head instead of in the world itself?

Well, I like the East Coast, and Boston is a city I can deal with without a car. I have good friends in Chicago so it's probably the more likely option.

Finally move to a large city where I don't need a car (here's looking at you Chicago & Boston), with a job working comms for a nonprofit organization helping educate kids. Lose the 70 pounds I need to get in a healthy weight range according to my doctor. Spend my free time taking hip-hop dance classes and blogging…

We bought dog DNA testing for my dad a few years ago for his beloved companion. Turns out the dog is mostly beagle, part chihuahua and some weird Argentinian breed (dogo?). We were told he was part Australian cattle dog.

HOLY PUPPY ADORABLE MUST SQUISH WANT PUPPY NOW OMG CUTE PINK CHAIR PUPPY SWEET FACE MUST PET WANT NOW

I'm late to the discussion, and I'm surprised to find out he's middle class. I was totally picturing this guy:

I was thinking specifically of Bristol Palin. In most instances, I am sure you are right.

But don't forget! When one of THEIR kids gets pregnant having sex as a teenager, the family is lauded for not throwing the kid out of the house and for helping take care of the blessing given to them from God even if it wasn't opportune timing. What the everloving fuck.

Ugh. Decided to delete comment and Kinja won't let me. Never mind.

Wow. I had never seen this. I really like a lot of his movies but... Wow. I don't know if I can watch them in the same way now.

Wow. Seriously, what do you have against people who work in the service industry? I work both in a professional field and a retail setting. Your (and my) "professional" life would be a fuck-ton harder without them, and they have to put up with assholes looking down on them every single day.

Mine is also Oberon. His "sister" is Titania. Obie's d/b/a include: Obster, ObiePants, Obie Wan Kenobi, Mr. Pants, Obs, and Stop Biting My Nose It's Not Morning Yet You Asshole.

I have an Obie! Spelled the same way! High five!

Also, the "it was all consensual" line is laughable. Because the woman didn't scream at the man in his face yelling "NO!", it was obviously OK. No chance those women were trying not to make a scene (as we are all conditioned to do). Ugh.

Congratulations on the 1 year anniversary! Not sure if you did this yet and I just missed it, but has there been a Best Junk Food: Ranked article yet?