AMEN SISTER FRIEND.

Well, one of my coworkers basically had a meltdown at an event Friday, so no matter what shape I show up in tomorrow, I'm starting ahead of her. LOL And thank you for the pasta suggestion. Popcorn would have been MUCH too difficult. Standing up is a bit hard at the moment, TBH.

Isn't that why we always ask for extra napkins? If I could send you pasta, girl, I so would. Not only are you fabulous tonight, you have been one of my favorite commenters for a long time on this site. It's kind of weird how much love I feel for the people who comment on this website. LOL

This is an excellent list. I would have to mix it up a bit for my own taste, but this is an excellent list.

I didn't prepare well enough to have champagne. I have vodka. And my only appropriate mixer is another alcohol. This is not good. And I'm almost out. The next real question is, Am I sober enough to make popcorn on the stove (only way I like it nowadays) or should I stick to pasta which I will fuck up less?

High five Bears! I've been drunk since the pre-show. I've given my cat a lipstick stain and I am pretty sure tomorrow is going to be SUPER painful. WOO!

I like to think of it like a ThunderShirt. Heavy yet comforting.

Can Dakota really not muster any enthusiasm for anything? Girl, seriously.

Um, I am already fairly wasted. This game is going to make it impossible to go to work tomorrow.

Best and whitest. DAMN. And then they cut to Benedict. I'm dying.

She does. She's truly stunning. I have come around on her. I LOVED her in Lost in Translation and then got tired of her playing the same sexy character in every movie, but it seems like she's finally back to playing a variety of characters, and I am a fan again.

HAHAHA. ON ABC Robin Roberts accidentally identified Chris Evans' date as his girlfriend (apparently it's a friend from home?) and both the girl and he had the most hilarious looks on their faces. Live TV makes me laugh.

See, I find him stunning in a unique way but not like, my kind of attractive. He DOES have fantastic fashion sense.

Also, THANK YOU for posting this.

It's the exact shade of Judy Garland's dress from "Easter Parade" that I have been obsessed with since I was about 15, so I think that may be why I am freaking out over this one.

Can someone PLEASE find Scarlett Johansson's dress? I just saw a glimpse and it was fantastic. Google is failing me miserably and I have to watch this shit on ABC b/c I don't have cable.

I'm with you. I'm totally into the dresses at these events, but the issue is the ENTIRE conversation is about the dress, how long it took to get ready, what did they do to prepare for that night, did they have to stop eating for three days to wear the dress because it is tight, etc. "Who are you wearing?" "Armani,…

I appreciate that she wouldn't want to, but how in the world do you meet people outside of the industry when you are inside the industry? It's not like she can set up an OK Cupid account. I mean, I guess there are any number of people who work on films who are not famous, but still.

Shhhhh. If she sticks with Prince Harry, that means she can't steal Tom Hiddleston from his imaginary girlfriends.

What happened with this movie is Kyle was murdered before the public had the opportunity to turn on him. I also think it is much more popular simply because he was killed in the middle of its making. We glorify and project upon the dead in a very bizarre way.