Please tell me there will be a live blog.

Approximately how much does it cost to test a rape kit? I mean, I can't donate enough to cover all of them, but I could probably afford to donate to pay for one.

My friend has been telling me how hot he is for a while and I totally did not get it until I finally powered through all four seasons of Game of Thrones and saw him in the Battle at the Wall (or whatever they call it in the books). HOLY JESUS — SMOKIN'.

Exactly! Of course, there are all of his other imaginary wives to deal with, but I'll save that problem for another day.

When Jon Snow is finally killed off (you know it'll happen eventually), and Kit Harrington cuts off all his hair and smiles every once in a while, there is NO WAY I will recognize him.

LOL If I had any coffee left it would be on my keyboard. Glad to know I'm not alone with my fake/imaginary celebrity husbands whose love scenes cause me anxiety.

Those are some Jon Snow-level sad puppy eyes in that first photo. Damn.

That line. THAT LINE. The author is saying so freaking much.

Wait, wait, wait. Burt is leaving? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING DAY EVER.

I never really cared much about the movie before, and then I lost my virginity to it while it was on in the background. Still don't think all that much of the movie. Not that it's horrible, but it's just not an integral part of my childhood. It is, however, a part of my embarrassing young adulthood.

I lost my virginity to it while it was on in the background. That's pretty much all I remember about Ghostbusters.

Came here to say this exactly. You beat me to it!

Me three! I wanted to see it at one point, but now I'm not so sure. I'm on Frozen overload without it.

That thread was magnificent. I'm telling you, I had a completely different idea of Deadspinners. (You can thank my ex for that one — I thought they were all douchey like him. Turns out, they'd have kicked his ass too!)

Also, I am following you because you are great, but also because you have an avatar from what looks like Leverage, and I freaking love that stupid show.

OMG. Excellent gif usage.

You need the next like, 2 seconds to know. B/c it's possible Selena's reaction was cut off by the gif.

My older brother's friends thought it was funny to hear the six-year-old swear, so they'd take me through the alphabet: A is for Asshole, B is for Bitch, and so on. If he becomes president, I'm F is for Fucked.

Watching Taylor Swift swear brings me an unbelievable level of joy.

Yay! I've sent a few tips via email before and while you may have already had the stories planned, I freak out happily and pretend that I am the reason the article made it to DB. I will do the same on this one. :-)