Those will be the photos that break the internet. AND MY HEART.
Those will be the photos that break the internet. AND MY HEART.
My lips are pretty middle-of-the-road, so maybe I just flew under the radar enough? Or they were too busy picking on my butt and thighs and stretch marks that they didn't even see my face (which would be fine, because all they'd notice is the acne anyway).
When people are that horrible, you have every right to be aggro.
Damn. I didn't realize the size of my lips was yet another thing I'm supposed to be insecure about. Apparently my ass, my thighs, my stomach, my stretch marks, my skin tone/texture, my eyelash length, my nose size, my nostril size, my hands, my crow's feet, my hair color/texture/tone and my boob size was not enough to…
Jesus. I didn't even realize that the size of my lips were yet another thing I was supposed to be insecure about. I
All the time. I am so fair that it shows up as very angry red most of the time. Sometimes I feel like it's better, but usually it's pretty angry looking. And it shows up in photos horribly. I did gain weight in the last three years and it seems to be worse, so I wonder if obesity has an effect? IDK. We need a Jezzie…
Right?! How freaking cute is it? Cannot wait for the pics.
You're welcome! I have been a bit Google-happy on Chris Evans since seeing the video of him escorting Betty White came out, and I thought it was one of the nicest sports bets ever between two people who are also very adorable. (I just started watching Parks & Rec — don't judge me; I know I'm late to the party — so I'm…
That's my problem too. It looks like I have a second-degree burn on my arms from my shoulder to my elbow. I just keep trying to find shirts that are elbow-length. :-\ Because it's not actually a health issue, I try not to go to the doc and complain too much. I mean, it's not like it's skin cancer. But it is super…
Marginally related: With all the Pratt love, I'm surprised I haven't seen anything in Dirt Bag or otherwise about the very adorable Super Bowl bet Chris Pratt and Chris Evans have made. Am I the only loser that saw this?
Skittles should be eaten by shovel only.
Yes, bb, I do. Since about 25. All that noise about how it goes away when you age is bullshit. BULL. SHIT.
It's amazing what people feel they can comment on. I'm pasty white except for the redness on my arms caused by a skin condition I cannot help. If I get one more person concern-trolling me about sunscreen and sunburns, I'm gonna scream.
The Tolkien cut includes all the best scenes. The Tauriel / Kili romance is by far the most horrible part of the third movie. Absolutely awful. I appreciate them trying to diversify the cast, but they could have cast nonwhite people as dwarves to do that. No need to invent a character who has nothing more to do than…
IT IS SO GOOD! I'll have to watch it when I'm not hungover, because that is definitely going to improve the experience. I completely forgot I wasn't watching an edit done by someone famous.
Congratulations on graduating, BTW! Graduate school is by far the hardest thing I have ever done in my life. Not the workload, necessarily, but the sheer will to actually finish and the emotional tenacity to survive all the weird people I met. It is an accomplishment worth celebrating!
First weekend where I don't work for either of my jobs in several months. Spent today hung over, watching that four-and-a-half hour The Hobbit cut, sleeping and stuffing my face with products made of potatoes. Felt like good decisions at the time, but now I'm kind of bloaty, tired, and still want more to eat. Had a…
If she likes books, get here something from Storiarts. It is my new go-to for gifts for pretty much any of my friends who like reading in any way, shape or form. My brother bought me the Alice in Wonderland one for Christmas because I was talking about them so much, and I get so many compliments and questions about…