That's a lot of star power in one very awful film. It all spends the same way, I guess.

Off topic, but important. If I want to start watching Bollywood films, where do I start?! I feel these are going to become like crack to me, but there are so many options I don't know which to watch first.

NinjaCate, how in the WORLD are you gray here? Kinja is a strange animal.

Interesting. That's not how I read it because I thought she said, "I nearly made the same mistake tonight." But maybe I misheard. It's been a long time since I saw the first season, and I'm going to have to go back through this one.

That was brilliant, and then there's the scene where she calls Spector a rapist and he says, "I'm not a rapist," and then she proceeds to tell him all the ways that he is in fact raping these women even if the sexual violation is not what we traditionally call rape. It was beautiful.

It was a little out there, but she brought it back when she talked about the guy (I'm terrible at character names) who tried to kiss her and she said, "I almost made the same mistake," referring to trying to be with someone who really just wasn't into it and trying to convince them otherwise. Like she straight-up…

Other parents do that too. Because it's the only way the kid will fucking sleep. I cannot with this woman. I don't have children, but if I did, I'd be so embarrassed to have something in common with her.

For me, it's not necessarily that it is the most fulfilling thing, because if that's how they feel, OK then. But what does get me is how I am supposed to be in absolute fucking awe at the fact a person had a child. Yes, bringing life into the world is amazing. BUT IT IS FAR FROM UNIQUE. Loads of humans have done it in…

Link? That sounds amazingly horrible.

Wait, wait, wait. Jem & The Pound Puppies were on Netflix?! AND I MISSED THEM?! Fucking A.

The image of Rob Pattinson and Jamie Dornan getting drunk together in a pub, lamenting and lambasting their poor movie-role choices makes me giggle.

I got to meet her and be in a photo with her for about two seconds after a performance of "All's Well that Ends Well" in 2004. I had the highlight of my life at 21.

I referred to her as a World Heritage Site to a coworker this weekend. Important to world culture and in need of permanent preservation as a treasure.

I'm so sorry. Breakups are the worst. Obviously this is missing the appropriate gravitas, but it's all I have for you: cat hugs.

Extreme Makeover Weight Loss Edition actually does a pretty good job. The weight loss there is over the course of one year, and while the first three months the trainer works with the person every day, they have to go back to their regular lives in the second quarter of the year, so they get used to working it into…

This is also very geographically specific. When I was living in New York, no one was talking about marriage until late 20s, early 30s, and a lot of people were mid 30s and not married and it wasn't A Thing.

My friend who lives in Chicago has an elaborate plan to steal Luna and have her befriend her dog (who really is the sweetest dog in the world). We've had elaborate comment sections on Facebook regarding this animal. SO MUCH CUTE. WANT TO CUDDLE HER FUZZY MUG.

Thank you! Here's an otter for your troubles.

What is it?! If you've already Googled it at work, I don't have to now.

I watched "Lawless" last night and while the movie wasn't terrible, it wasn't great. (The soundtrack was great — Nick Cave should do all the soundtracks!) But holy hell, he makes one sexy taciturn bootlegger with a violence problem. I could even forget Shia LeBeouf was in the movie b/c Tom Hardy's attractiveness just…