I hate that front end.
Why not put the 2017 Model S front fascia instead?

If I fall asleep with my socks on, which I will do on occasion when I’m too cold (I’m not turning the heat up, I am poor, you turn the heat up, neighbor who I steal heat from) I will inevitably wake up in the middle of the night from my feet hairs screaming, “bloody murder!” Such a dumb sensation. Why is it so bad?

He meant to say vertically symmetrical, which means your pedantry is the most sought after type.

I shower at night right now so I can get dressed and leave in the morning. I’ve been going in at 5/6am lately which is a lot earlier than my normal 8am start time. It works as long as my hair doesn’t get so long I end up with bed head.

“Anne Hathaway was under no obligation to talk to me—in fact, given her feelings about Jezebel, she had good reason not to”

These are not women in racing. These are women in advertising.

Not to be pedantic or anything . . .
No, wait, I’m going to be pedantic. United did not randomly stop three girls from boarding a flight because of leggings.
They stopped two teenage non-revs and told them they had to comply with the non-rev dress code (which sure, I suppose you can yell and scream about, despite the…

Well they did raise enough funds to go to the tournament. How else do you think they did it?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Having a digital-only rather than a physical speedometer needle means that you can’t know how fast you’re going if the electrical systems in the car fail. This is a serious problem for Teslas operating on downhill gradients.

The car will feature a falcon speedometer, a large falcon that will screech, claw and peck at the driver with escalating intensity corresponding to car’s speed. Mr Musk called this an uncompromising, signature feature and Tesla has announced that it will be raising as much $2.5B in the next round of financing to…

I have colleagues who are old enough to remember when Pan Am required all men travelling in First Class to wear a jacket and tie.

I get funny looks when I wear nude spandex yoga pants and a halter top when I fly, but never have been confronted about it. I guess that’s my 43 year old white male privilege showing.

Lots of tweets, but pictures would say much more. If their leggings were shear enough to effectively be pantyhose/underwear as opposed to proper clothing, I would side with United. It’s unreasonable to assume that just because one of the passengers was young that her parents had her dressed properly. We really…

This is almost as bad as when they took this guy’s vanity plate away.

Agree, comrade. Capitalist pigdog car show should only review cars of people, not bourgeoisie garbage like Bugati. Do not wish to give proletariat aspirational feelings. If cannot afford, then why look? Is waste of time. Will never afford. Is only dreams and dreams for little children babies.

He was a hipster? Fuck.

I’d say this gives us a fighting chance at getting that sweet, sweet White House traffic

Yeah, that’s not how my cat works either. My cat runs on a mix of Friskies and water.

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