I just can’t believe it took this long. This post has been up for multiple minutes.

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

@Cher. If anything he’s first among equals.

Failure?

Hillary did better than anyone expected yesterday. There was a moment where she shot a glance at this Senator, I forget which one, after he turned his attitude up a little too loud and you could feel him shrinking in his seat. She may as well have screamed at him “I told everyone to check their fucking priviledge at…

She privately e-mailed the CIA Director’s AOL account to set up an arms trade with Iran to send weapons to Zombie Bin Laden to kill fetuses in Syria, which would’ve been able to defend themselves had Obama not taken away their guns.

This is why I could never enter politics. Being grilled for hours by a bunch of hostile white male Republicans would enrage me from go and I would be unable to keep from using the words “fucking assholes” in my testimony.

I loved when she was straightening up her stuff and still talking in complete sentences about something complex. It was truly a virtuoso performance.

I don’t see any Woody Allen in him, but I don’t want to see any Woody Allen in anyone or anything.

Yes, objectively speaking, he is stunning. But he doesn’t make me tingle like, say, Clive Owen does. Clive may not be a pretty boy but to me he is the very distillation of hotness. He can rob my bank any time.

I have very odd feelings about his looks: while I think he’s beautiful, i don’t find him sexually appealing. But at the same time, I think he would *great* in bed. It’s strange.

I was always, internally anyway, Wednesday Addams. She’s still in there, and I think this book is a great gift for her.

She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist. She’s a heartless, child-kicking, LITIGIOUS racist. Duh.

Yes, exactly this, let him have his brief moment in the sun. And let me enjoy that hot, hot (OK, and slightly dorky) moment while I can.

“Probably”

I feel like I’m never going to feel for another president the way I feel about President Obama.

You are oversimplifying the idea of composition. A blown out background can easily be a consciously designed, and emotionally powerful, compositional element. And color, shapes, movement, etc. are all compositional elements.

It’s unbelievable that an unstaged photo has such composition with such great color contrast and emotion. Also unbelievable that you feel the need to troll. Herr Derr.

I am really confused about how a law requiring someone to state whether they are medically licensed and where to find medically licensed care if an individual rightly chooses that they want some goddamn medical care, violates the first amendment. Wouldn’t it technically fall under the same rules regarding non doctors…

“I have deeply held religious beliefs that I need to be able to lie to all the patients!”