WE NEED THAT OPTION

That face when it smashes is pure gold. Hearing Mellie’s rant on Scandal this week I find myself excited to see what Michelle decides to do with her post-WH freedom. What a treat to think that the Obamas will probably be around for decades to delight us and do good work in the world.

I'm gonna post this vine on my fb and all the asshats who say bad things about her will be culled from the friends list. I live in Texas, this may be an afternoon project. Love my FLOTUS

omg I love this! the colors are all gorgeous and play well together.

I find Will Ferrell unfunny but would go to this bar.

Exactly. Like he’s asking for the laugh. He is to comedy what Kenneth Branagh is to drama : they always give off this vibe of being hyperaware of the camera, like “LOOKIT ME, ACTIN’!”

I have just never found him funny. Not on SNL and not in films. It always feels like he’s overdoing it.

This should be the top comment. I’m glad you’re in a family that thinks girls are just fine and dandy (becuase we are).

This is so sad. In 1978, I was one of two adopted babies allowed out of India. The adoption was through Missionaries of Charity. Given the long-ingrained contempt of women and girls in some aspects of Indian culture, to think that that many more children won’t be helped (mostly girls) is heartbreaking.

I just read this book twice in a row and there is zero mention of Mindy Park being Korean-American. I’ll re-read it again to make sure, but I’m fairly certain there’s not a single indicator of whatever her ethnicity might be.

All I know is that one time when I was 14, I was being a total bitch to my mother as we were walking down Oxford St in London. Instead of getting cross and telling me I was being an asshole, my mother (a creature of mirth and magic and farts) proceeded to drop her shopping bags and began to perform a jig. It was a…

I’m with you. Fuck her fucking weirdness. “Woody Allen writes the best parts for women!” Saddest statement ever. Yeah, who doesn’t love a bitter, shrewish ex or a know-nothing nubile? And that’s beside the fact that his daughter actually called Keaton out by name in her letter. Also, ice in wine is a travesty.

Nope. People who support and apologize for child rapists don’t get passes. I wouldn’t piss on Diane Keaton if she were on fire.

@Yoko “Now imagine colliding. Picture the cerise majesty that is your life blood streaming in ribbons from your broken noses, covering the undulating golden sheaves in sanguine glory. Exchange insurance information. Ask the plastic surgeon if he can make you nose twinsies. Realize that had you been wearing your…

SUPER cute bangs look great on you, girl!

Totes adorbs!

Right? My not-quite-straight, thick, coarse hair looks terrible with just a part. Bang away, ladies. Bang away!

Love them! I prefer bangs over flatass hair tucked behind an ear. Bangs can be the bomb on the right person, just like long flowing locks can look good on some ladies but terrible on others.
Do whatever the fuck you want with your hair is my mantra. To hell with the haters!

Awesome bangs!

Counterpoint Exhibit 1 - I cut my own bangs a few weeks ago, because they cover at least two of my fivehead, and they look goddamned awesome.