Now I’m curious, what about George Washington’s butt pillow?

I’m white. I haven’t talked to my blood relatives in three years, and told my ‘Voted for Hillary’ Boomer MIL to “get off my property” days ago because she drove into my driveway, got out of her off lease diesel G Wagon, and was within 3 feet of my daughter who was playing outside and ran to Grandmom before my wife…

The apartments I live in have told management to work remotely, but never sent out official notices that public areas like the pool and exercise room were being closed.

I cannot help but notice how the one non-white is the only one with any humanity or decency.

God had many other evil, psychopathic targets to choose from. 

Hit and run. Threat with firearm. Hate crime.

he’s one of the responsible gun owners, right?

Supposedly Joe is leaning towards her as VP.  That’s make her the presumptive nominee after him.

Can we just fast forward in time to whenever Stacey Abrams is president?

I imagine he has it. He is a germaphobe and is shaking hands, right and left. Had he known previously, he would have protected himself. But he would have no qualms infecting others.

Spectacular.  You can not buy fairytale ambience this good.

First Meghan looks stunning in Green. Second, have the Windsors looked in the mirror lately. They are racist, inbred, nystagmus, pasty faced, murderous dullards. Why anyone would look to them for good taste and breeding is beyond me.

While I don’t know her personally, everything I can see indicates that Meghan would be a catch for any man alive, royal or not.

I feel like most of these cows are just the ugly stepsisters whose big-ass feet didn’t fit the slipper, and now will forever hate on Meghan, the Cinderella who the Prince fell in love with.

Lawd, the hate for her is so intense, pointed (stiletto (knife) blade sharp), way over the top. I feel for her. She’s both smart, and beautiful - so my interpretation of the Brit media is that they’re racist as FUCK. 

Oh man. This goodbye tour has had an amazing wardrobe. She is killing it.

She burnt it down and stepped over the ashes. Meghan’s styling was on fire! And Harry’s Kelly green silk suit jacket lining?! I’m dead. I hope these two continue living their best life. As my family would say to the Royal family with regards to Harry & Megan’s exit: Y’all done f*cked up.

My election fatigue is reaching fever pitch. Throwing more Clinton into the mix might kill me. I will not be watching this documentary or contemplating Bill’s sex life any time soon.

It’s always fucking Greenland that ruins my game. 

The funniest thing is that the makers of this game had to issue a statement saying that their game isn't the way to learn about this virus and recommending that people go to the WHO website for more information. In fact, so many people were playing at one point that their servers went down.