I got my DNA done through 23 and me. I wish they offered this!

I will also hold your bag not bc of a dislike of rides but bc I am now an old and afraid I will pee myself (bc of having children and all the excercises IN THE WORLD doesnt bring it all back) or pass out. 

I need to see previews!!!

Omg coffee just came out my nose. So hot and painful but this comment deserves all the stars.

And can you imagine the sheer panic behind the scenes of the White House? My Lord. Ha

Maybe, maybe not. But its gonna be a hell of a show at least

OHMYGOD HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

This dude is like a big kid acting like a toddler! I swear to God, my 9 year old does this on the regular. What starts out as a simple command turns into a fucking mess all bc of poor impulse control and no thoughts of consequences. I have loved watching this play out today. It been fun watching a grown ass man…

ITS HAPPENING

THIS 100% ON THE HUMIDITY. I moved from being GA born and raised to NEOH 5 years ago and openly laugh at the idea that according to people here its “so hot” during the summer.

I’m so sorry

I would definitely talk to your wife first. That old urine has an uncomfortable feeling associated with it.

I just straight gasped and choked on a granola bar. My God, thats terrifying.

Annnd I’m crying at work. Had a similar experience with a couple of people who have passed on but it was within dreams each time. That feeling of loss is shattering.

I’m so sorry

OH HELL NO.

I have a feeling this one is going to turn out to be made up. :( Def a good story though.

My Dad taught me to walk this way as a kid so I wouldn’t stomp around and wouldnt wear out my shoes as fast.

I KNOW. We even watched the whole series of Luther he is in and STILL he gets mad at me. 🤷

Fun fact. I catcall Idris Elba EVERYTIME I see him in anything and my husband gets super pissed. I cannot help it, it is an actual disorder at this point BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME?! My Lord he is just so hot. SOOOO HOOOOTTTT.