I got my DNA done through 23 and me. I wish they offered this!

I will also hold your bag not bc of a dislike of rides but bc I am now an old and afraid I will pee myself (bc of having children and all the excercises IN THE WORLD doesnt bring it all back) or pass out. 

I need to see previews!!!

And can you imagine the sheer panic behind the scenes of the White House? My Lord. Ha

Maybe, maybe not. But its gonna be a hell of a show at least

ITS HAPPENING

THIS 100% ON THE HUMIDITY. I moved from being GA born and raised to NEOH 5 years ago and openly laugh at the idea that according to people here its “so hot” during the summer.

I’m so sorry

I would definitely talk to your wife first. That old urine has an uncomfortable feeling associated with it.

I just straight gasped and choked on a granola bar. My God, thats terrifying.

Annnd I’m crying at work. Had a similar experience with a couple of people who have passed on but it was within dreams each time. That feeling of loss is shattering.

I’m so sorry

OH HELL NO.

I have a feeling this one is going to turn out to be made up. :( Def a good story though.

My Dad taught me to walk this way as a kid so I wouldn’t stomp around and wouldnt wear out my shoes as fast.

I KNOW. We even watched the whole series of Luther he is in and STILL he gets mad at me. 🤷

Fun fact. I catcall Idris Elba EVERYTIME I see him in anything and my husband gets super pissed. I cannot help it, it is an actual disorder at this point BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME?! My Lord he is just so hot. SOOOO HOOOOTTTT.

This driver is a saint and should be treated as one. The “catch these hands” made me cackle.

Am a Browns fan. I concur.

Yes to this. I have mastered an echo scream in a Ford Flex, I honestly do not care if my neighbors hear it or not