4 years of bouncing here, well said. My younger bouncers get hot headed at times but that’s why I am there. I’m 31, way past the dick measuring contest bullshit of my younger years. I have no interest in getting in a fight and getting assault charges or losing my hard earned money. 99% of the time you can resolve any…

Dude, it’s like a 1-second google search.

Spoiler whining - it never gets old.

I’m sorry, but all these “omg I would like totally die” comments are freaking ridiculous. LA to Sydney, Seattle to Manila (via Inchon)... Yeah, I’ve been on long flights, and at no point did I feel like I was dying, or hallucinating, or any of the other things you delicate snowflakes seem to insist on complaining…

Ha! This is going to sound so creepy but my mom has called my boobs Delicious Vanilla Scoops since I was 15 and magically woke up with EEs. “You look really nice, hun, but the Vanilla Scoops are really taking center stage in that top. Maybe something less low cut?” It’s more a cute nickname she uses I guess since…

You’re totally right, everyone should stop buying expensive cars, fancy coffee and scented soaps... Actually I need a Macbook for my work (so I guess I can “throw around” money), so I bought the new one AND as a bonus, I like it.

I knew the master race would be out in full force as soon as I saw the title. I love my new thin Macbook Pro, and love my huge obelisk of a gaming PC tower at home.

Well, when you were a young woman you never heard of things like cars, racial equality, or the ability to acquire goods using money instead of trade. So, y’know, can’t really go by your old ass standards.

“Web: Mobile-friendly webapp Sleeptime uses your wake up time to calculate when you should go to bed. The goal is for you to wake up at the right part of your sleep cycle so you’re well-rested for the morning.”

I’ve been putting off learning a new language for a while now. Lemme just watch this video first then I’ll get to it

I just want my colleagues to learn how to attach a file to an email so I don’t have to leave my cell room to do it for them, for the 1,000,000th time. It’s the f*cking paperclip. Right there on the bar at the top.. The paperclip.

So your theory is that because I work in IT, you, and any employee without IT in their title, are totally absolved of any and all responsibility when it comes to anything in your job duties related to the term “technology”? Or is it just that you believe that any person who does not choose to take personal…

I actually had a teacher wedge her usb mouse into the cat-5 port (broke it).

That argument never makes sense. What one nation does with food doesn’t correlate with another one starving. African nations also are also down drastically in undernourishment compared to decades ago, as is the world at large.

Just check your virtual cart before you leave. That’s your receipt. Did you watch the video or naw?

what part of “Burmese Python in the Florida Everglades” strikes you as normal?

This is also a good way to get yourself unfollowed, blocked, and even reported. Whenever I am unfollowed by someone, if their followed-to-follower ratio suddenly took a huge leap, I not only unfollow, but report them for spam. (Twitter doesn’t have a button that says “This person is a follower whore” so that’s the…

That’s men being men trying to hit on you. Still no matter where you go you should not care what others might think of you, I learned this when I started doing exercise and I always worried about others thinking something about me.

Ah, making it easier for those Sociopathic Assholes who Followback Everyone Then Unfollow Everyone, to make their “Ratio” & “Followers” look cool on Twitter.

China makes most of the artificial Christmas Trees in the world.