(grabs tonight’s dinner recipe)
(Mixes first 6 ingredients together)
(Pours over chicken)

worst part of that deal

Track your year‘s purchases as a gold star member, if the primary account holder buys more than $3k there (not including gasoline, tobacco-related products, costco shop cards, stamps, booze in most states, prescriptions in 3 states, and at the food court), you might want to upgrade to the Executive membership ($60…

My Costco card’s picture is me holding my (at-the-time) 1 year old son. The person behind the counter recommended I pick him up for it because “He would make the picture 100% cuter.” I can not say they were wrong about that.

i once saw a man going into costco after parking his motorcycle.  I didn’t know what he was doing there.

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I legit miss going to Costco. Their food, both in the food court and in the grocery section, was legit great. They are also really good for stocking up on office supplies. Also got two phones there, and both of them came with screen protector and case for cheaper than just the phone itself at Best Buy or whatever.

...the third one starred Carrie Coon and Ewan McGregor

This has been a thing at a couple of the more recent weddings I’ve attended (within the last 10 years or so). My sister’s wedding served pizza and burgers at 10 p.m. Another friend did pizza and hot pretzels. An outdoor wedding broke out a s’mores bar once the sun went down. In each instance, everyone was thrilled. By…

A pretty demanding attitude you have toward people inviting you into their home. 

I guess Kris won’t be coming into my house then. Barring a formal event, shoes come off in my house. There is one exception. My parents are allowed to keep theirs on for stability (hardwood floors + loose slippers or socks + old people = emergency room).

Republicans in the chambers: “I am deeply aggrieved that the distinguished gentlelady from New York has seen fit to allow her American flag lapel pin to be off skew by, what I can tell from fifty feet away from her, a whopping 2.37 degrees! I demand an apology from her for betraying our deeply held standards! Why,…

It’s astounding to me how the big actors in this movie took themselves so seriously. What was Jared Leto thinking when he was doing his Mario impression? I heard better accents on the 1980s local pizzeria commercials in my hometown.

What was Gaga robbed of exactly? I couldn’t be any accolades for that horrendous acting job in House of Gucci.

Can someone explain to me why Wendy Williams had a show in the first place? After her horrible comments about Drew Carey's ex, I tried to figure out how she got famous in the first place. Nada

Clearly written by someone who doesn’t know how to eat flats......

FLATS FLATS FLATS FLATS CAPITAL LETTERS FLATS FLATS!!!!

Flats are the best. The meat is the tastiest and there is little to no gristle, unlike the drums which can have a lot of cartilage etc.

There are some interesting discussion points here about the culture of sports, the requirements of competition vs the expectations of sponsors. The representation of women, women of color, etc. etc. etc.

She’ll be in a consultancy or PE gig within four years. She could not give less of a shit.