Yes, yes, there are medical reasons, but the single best argument I’ve seen to not even think twice about getting vaccinated is that, three days ago, on February 22nd in the year of our lord 2021, while getting my tires changed at a local garage, I got to pet a stranger’s dog without having weird, “Not all of these…

On the flip side, counterfeit Yellow Tail might actually be drinkable.

I had grits for breakfast.

And he’d have to ask. As I recall, he’s not much for asking women’s permission for anything. 

I am enjoying the memes so much more than I did that meh half-time show. Prince is still undefeated.

1) it sounds like Trump had an unsteady gait and needed help but wanted to hide it. My gut instinct went there because a handful of old people in my life just grabbed my hand or forearm when they need to get across a street or step over something. Never bothered me, but that’s what it reminded me of.

Timberlake and Biel are anti vaxxers? They are dead to me.

Okay, but Justin Timberlake is still an asshole, right? #janet4eva

I just read X AE A-Xii as E-I-E-I-O in my head and thats gonna be that kid’s name for me from now on.

Happy Endings was the best network sitcom of the last decade. I just finished my fourth full rewatch. You stole my My Morning Jacket jacket!

It’s on hulu, and Elisha Cuthbert’s character Alex owns a boutique clothing store for the entirety of the show (an additional note: her store’s name is Xela...which is literally just Alex backwards lol).

Hear hear! Me and a friend would watch it over the phone every week like it was the freakin’ ‘90s, and for days couldn’t stop talking like them.

I only saw a couple of episodes, but they were hysterical.  The one that sticks in my head is the episode where two of the characters started their own clothing store, I think it was baby clothing that teens were wearing or something like that.  One of them had a shirt that said “I Pooped”, and I about lost it.  I’ll…

If she was all business and emotionless, she would have been branded as a ball busting, robotic man eater. Women can’t win.

Happy Endings should have had Friends-level success.

Bonus points for the Ms. Elizabeth reference. 

I have a real pet peeve when I hear women threaten a man to “fuck him up”. Ladies don’t do it, don’t say it. All you are doing is gonna get you man beat up and/or you beat up. There are some crazy people who will take you up on that offer, and you are not Ms Elizabeth and he is not Randy Savage. 

Fine if you need more justification than the half a million images of children being raped he hoarded, I have a PhD in literature and his poem fucking sucks too. 

Jesus fucking Christ, any cop that cannot deal with a nine year old girl without violence really needs to stop being a cop. Also, fuck them all. Dear cops, DIAF.

“I don’t see that as who we are as a department”