Rudy on The Root, getting roasted for being basted. Happy Thanksgiving, you old turkey.

WHAT ARE THOSE!

While it is not yet illegal to own and use a flamethrower

When you find them please push them into a volcano.

Surprised “having to deal with your racist uncle” didn’t make the list. 

I am dying this is so fucking funny hahaha 

Emily, I am so sorry about what happened in graduate school. I was literally shaking with rage when I read about what happened when your short story won the prize from the visiting author. This was an excellent essay. Thanks for sharing it. 

“It’s not just that we can be better, it’s that we have to be better. We’re not good enough right now.”

Hey Lindsey, pick yourself up by your bootstraps bro! 

Below please find my response to a commenter over at TheRoot who co-signed up with the exec that implied she has enough cashish to purchase her own passes.

“We never do this” and “don’t you have enough?” are not the responses you say to someone who has made over 2 billion dollars for your company. Two.Billion.Dollars. And that’s what she’s already made for Disney; the future revenue she would’ve brought in for them went poof.

The majority of women of color are like that. White women just cry and wait for White men to save them.

The Portillo’s drive-thru is unlike anything I’ve ever seen! Even in the middle of the afternoon on a weekday, they’ve got a whole fleet of drive-thru attendants dispatched.

It’s much more regional, but I wonder how Portillo’s would stack up. They seem to have their drive-through down to a science.

NO

Slideshow. Why. Why slideshow.

God is good because if that was my child they would be power washing the ground to clear what was left of her.

The undercooking is something I picked up from my boyfriend! Actually he’s the one who introduced me to the party pizza. 

When I first heard about the Scottish trend to deep fry pizza, there were only two pizzas that I immediately wanted to test:

I saw this movie when I was in high school with my dad. I remember that I was in the midst of falling in love/being in love for the first time with my high school boyfriend, and I just loved this movie. Peter Salett’s “Heart of Mine” became a song that made me think of my boyfriend and still reminds me of the roller…