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Gambling that 5 cups of bread crumbs and 3 cans of clams is going to sit well all night

“A lot of it has to do with how we talk to each other. Compliments on a woman’s appearance, that some men, including me, might have once incorrectly thought were okay, were never okay. Not then and certainly not today.”

K. bye.

So the sound engineers at MSNBC can finally recalibrate their sound system for normal human volume.

Just yesterday I was talking with elas2013 on the ‘Creep’ story about how great it would be if Matthews just shuffled the hell off to wherever! Nice when it takes just a day for your wishes to come true! :-)

This is dumb. At no point in his time as commander is Li Shang interested in Mulan; if anything, it’s the opposite (though she would never approach him).

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

Ghouls.

I’ve been wading my toes into “pro-life feminism” for awhile now, and I actually personally know one of the “pro-life feminists” mentioned above.

Lime-flavored Skittles. Sour apple is fucking bullshit.

Or, as told by a former friend of mine, a server may sneak away with a wholly untouched meal that you left on the table and just scarf it down like a goblin while hiding from management.

I fail to see the issue here.

Jesus Christ

Also women: use the toilet seat covers and stop trying to squat. You get pee EVERYWHERE! You do not have the thigh strength of Beyonce! And even if Bey found herself in an average airport bathroom like the rest of us she would use a fucking seat cover because she’s not nasty!

Just last night I sautéed the best, crispiest broccoli crowns...in bacon grease.

Why would you only buy cheese once in two months?

Especially in a small market like Asheville, many broadcast journalists are what is sometimes referred to as a “one man band,” and shoot and report their own work. This guy being out there by himself would not be a surprise at all.

And in all markets, it’s now routine to have stations — and some newspapers — do

I continue to have a recurring thought, that at some point a culling is necessary, that those who refuse to see their fellow human beings as HUMAN BEINGS have to be excised from the population like gangrenous tissue in order not to poison the whole. It’s an extreme position that appears less and less extreme the

These WERE made with Hebrew National hot dogs!