I don’t know about the circumstances of her marriage or what goes on behind closed doors, and I’ll leave speculation to others. But in public she has revealed herself to be little more than a petulant bully, willing to use her platform as First Lady to cajole anyone who crosses her. If I was to wish being married to…
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BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?
Daily fucking reminder:
LET PREGNANT NATALIE PEE, MATT. (Also Ruth Negga <3 Swooooon)
Is it me or is Damon’s latest flick about a white man who saves the country by erecting giant wall to keep out invading hordes basically “MAGA: The Movie”?
What’s with all the beards? This isn’t Williamsburg.
Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.
Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.
okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...
So..... SNL is going to have all the Trump people played by someone of the opposite sex now, right? I’d pay to see Leslie Jones as Ben Carson. Or Aidy Bryant as Steve Bannon.
To be clear, I’m not blaming her family. I can’t imagine how upset they must be, but I’ve known too many people who’ve been seriously injured on those things. They’re just not worth whatever fun you might have on them.
Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.
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I too was devastated to find out the Queen of England did not jump out of a helicopter for the Olympic Opening Ceremony. The world is naught but lies.
“None of them knew that it was a historic property. They all thought it was just this abandoned shed.”
Yeah this is shade.
You know what would be awesome?
You laugh, but I made $5K a month working from home as a professional anarchist.
Florida, you can hold your head high, again. ⭐️ Thank you.