YES, And when peplums came back, I refrained because I had LEARNED.

... do fingers not grow back?

This is my eight-year-old son’s FAVORITE game.

I am convinced it is NOT because of the actual gameplay; it is due to the ... interesting family dynamics and communication methods that come out when we play it with my siblings and their spouses.

(additional background note: said family members work in HR, logistics,…

As a server at a small family-owned restaurant, I was asked into the kitchen regularly and given new dishes to sample and give feedback on. This did not count as a “meal”; it was considered ... part of my job, I guess?

Anyway, my “meal” was whatever I wanted to eat, whenever I wanted to eat it, as long as it was not in…

what in the alt-right lularoe

... do you ... do you ... do you work at the same office as me? Because I shudder to think this happened at more than one workplace IN THE WORLD.

For about $3K

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Pollo Campero’s mascot offers up a platter of its dismembered, battered and fried brethren.

Gangsta.

OF COURSE R. Kelly lives at Trump Tower. 

It’s “Richie Incognito Jr.” As in, the aforementioned deceased father with the head still on the body was the first Richie Incognito.

Closetmaid Shelftrack system is the less expensive version of Elfa. If there is something Elfa you MUST have, it is compatible with the Closetmaid system.

Godspeed, Shep, on your closet journey.

Closetmaid Shelftrack system is the less expensive version of Elfa. If there is something Elfa you MUST have, it is…

....and the cost of child care can be as much as $10,000/yea

I got my driver’s license at 22.

My husband eats lox and cream cheese on a cinnamon raisin bagel and the police will no longer respond to my calls.

Cole Haan made these GLORIOUS multi-color pumps. I saw them in a magazine and immediately began brown-bagging it so I could save for them. The wedge version hit the store like a month later and my body (and my credit card) were ready...

AND THEN THE SALES STAFF TOLD ME THAT THE PUMPS WERE MADE FOR PHOTO SHOOTS ONLY…

You can buy a very special 3oz block of pink Himalayan salt and a very special grater to sprinkle over your very special food and pay USD$35 for your very special and creative plating.

Or you can buy a six pound block of the same pink Himalayan salt for your horse for $20 from Amazon. 

What are you doing with your life? It is intended to be a dip for the French fries.