Yeah, record-high ratings for “Celebrity Apprentice”.

When I worked in retail, we were supposed to switch over to Christmas music but none of us workers had the stomach for it. We played our afterhours music instead, an 80s mix.

SO MANY customers commented on how happy they were to NOT hear Christmas music that we did this for years, only switching over to the required…

“I am sorry he is a liar and a charlatan.”

(from her Wikipedia article)

Yeah, “Jerry Maguire” totally should have won that year.

from the article —
>perhaps the most surprising Best Picture winner of all time.

I prefer “Momma” because I am

me @ Maison Hurley

And how do most women feel about their own abortion?

http://www.theonion.com/multiblogpost/life-begins-at-conception-vs-life-begins-at-40-11556

I would like to see “Wilmington With You”.

>Was Gigi Hadid’s Melania Trump impression “racist”? Maybe! All I know for certain is that it was they are both terrible.

These emails would make a second excellent coffee table book.

>which is apparently a complete wreck underneath all the gilt and lovely furniture

Dear Anxiety Monster:

Three months from divorce to all-caps Facebook yelling?