LINDA: Aww, honey, the cover of Vogue? How nice for you.

QUIT YOUR JOB AND GO WORK IN HOLLYWOOD CASTING.

My parents are both retired and live five minutes from me. My son is their ONLY grandchild.

:: puts away $ for judge’s re-election campaign ::

You sure about that?

Probably because her eyebrows are so ON POINT that they could be used as weapons.

EYE ROLL GIF PARTY

On one hand, I am sad for Mary J; this must have been very painful for her.

Serena @ home

did he try to eat the entire cake by himself

Just use the OTHER “Air Force Ones” song. It’s even better.

Rest in peace, Grandmother Fa.

I love these dresses. Wear just the dress in summer, add leggings in fall and spring, add leggings, boots and a cardigan in winter.

Ingraham giving a Nazi salute?

Some said a raccoon ate a turtle and fish in a backyard pond at the home of former mayoral candidate Bill Thompson.