It’s not a refund if you didn’t pay it in. It’s a form of welfare.

Right here - this is why this is hilarious.

One of the few places where we can directly compare pricing from a government agency to profit-bearing pricing for the same service.

Have to question if extra $0.40 for a book of 20 stamps is really a money-saver?

That’s pretty bad. I had a 500-level summer computing course, but the final exam conflicted with (paid for) family vacation. Built a web page and a database for the first assignments, scored 100% on the midterm, prof says “I’m giving you an A, don’t worry about taking the final.”

ok with the stiff ride, and other quarks

I thought he was using a whisk

Thank you Mr. Gates, may I please have another?

Can’t WAIT to see the tweetstorm Donald unleashes on this poor guy...oh, wait...

It’s bearly pawsible, but that sceptic tank was loaded for bear!

Remember, there are no bad crews, only bad leaders.

So another credible threat would be if someone hacks your smart home in order to lure you up to that door at the end of the dark hallway at the top of the stairs...

...real threats ultimately must have some motive...

I’m gonna use this advice, Lord willing and the creek don’t rise

We already subscribe to cable and internet services in order to get fake news.

Exciting terminal phase of the chase, but he won’t be convicted of any Crimea

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?

Maybe you should be worried about is a POTUS who takes Pentagon hallway conversations and blasts them to the world on Twitter.

Um, no. The President-elect of the United States just called to strengthen and expand nuclear capability UNTIL THE WORLD COMES TO ITS SENSES.

Maybe now people will understand why Apple is building a self-driving car one day, then laying off the team the next day, then talking to car builders the next. They just don’t tweet out their internal discussions.