I mean, in Trump’s defense (ugh), “Sloppy Steve” is a SUPER accurate nickname.

In the event that you’re reading, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield, I am also available to get high and Do Things.

VIN YOU FUCKER WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS AND PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS TOGETHER BECAUSE SECRETLY YOU’RE A GIANT DORK

I thought you were cool...

Alternative take: “Hay-sus? I ain’t voting for no damn Mexican.”

Well, yeah. There’s no documentation for something like twenty or thirty years of his life and the Romans didn’t issue long-form birth certificates. Plus, he was born in the middle east. Probably helped to create ISIS.

Yeah, but where was this during the election?

I got very, very stoned.

A few hours later I started getting in touch with my local antifa group. Shit isn’t going to fix itself.

No. These are people that saw in their candidate, well, exactly what you did, that he’s a racist, sexist, xenophobic homophobe. You only have to watch him on television to see it. These are people that saw that and chose him anyway, setting aside how incredibly unqualified he is simply because he echoed their…

Fuck you, Donald Trump, I will never, ever stand together, unified, with you.

By “marijuana poisoning”, do we actually mean “unable to handle their shit”?

Really, regardless of edition, in terms of concepts like “game balance” and “being interesting and fun to play”, any and all non-spellcasting classes are the most embarrassing class.

I mean, sure, but we traded away round vowel sounds for the ability to pronounce every consonant, so.

Nope, sorry.

Well, yeah, but the rug really ties the room together, you know?