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Huh, who knew that Sepp Blatter cared about anything other than money?

Although to be fair, he might have thought that was where she kept her wallet.

Han Solo is gonna fuck him up when he hears what Sepp did to his daughter.

To be fair, Marseille did say that they wanted to see Evra connect with fans.

I hate to be a nitpicker, but it’s “re-resuspendeded.”

I’m a neutral fan and this game has me shook. I don’t care if the baseballs are juiced, that was awesome.

“What is that asshole doing there?”

Maybe he was just afraid it was going to explode?

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Not to mentioned large variance in speed is really annoying to everyone around you.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Was reminded of this: http://www.theonion.com/graphic/injured-player-gives-thumbs-down-while-being-carte-10060

You will get ejected if you get called for 2 taunting penalties but not for literally almost killing a guy.

During a late afternoon press conference, Hayes said the decision was painful

The problem here seems to be that the kids stole the pills instead of receiving them from a sketchy team doctor?

You should lose 200 points for such an abominable team name.