How Manufacturer’s Handle Recalls:

Fast and the Furious Gearboxes

It's a wagon that lifts. It's an SUV that squats. It's a minivan without sliding doors. It's the third-row luxury Outback Subaru can't be bothered to make. It offends everyone and yet it satisfies just about every need everyone might have. Except that it can't be had with a diesel. Burn it!

Someone is still upset about the fucking Starbucks Red Cup this morning...

Seriously Doug, adjust for humidity and barometric pressure or don’t bother writing an article at all.

Even more brilliant would be wearing shoes when you pour boiling water near your feet. But I'm not a mechanic so I don't know.

There was once a bomb threat at my high school when I was a kid. The next day I went though a metal detector with a back pack STUFFED with wires. They were pretty pissed to find nothing but wires after digging through the entire thing. They couldn’t do anything because there was nothing proving I had malicious intent.…

Logitech Performance MX.

Logitech Performance MX.

UNRELATED: This may be the best topshot we’ve ever run.

I hear they will sell you the whole seat, but you will only require the edge.

Tims? Large amounts of snow? Relaxing?

Whaaaaa...? I enjoy going out for a leisurely drive just because immense amounts of snow have fallen. It's really very peaceful. I grab a large coffee from Tims and play the heads turn left, tails turn right game until the coffee is done.

Ok Doug. This is it.

Daily driving a Caterham would certainly be interesting

Ok, this is a "sub-suggestion." I think you should by a car from Europe that meets the 25 year import exemption rule. Then, you get a trip to Europe to check it out, you can detail all the fun times you have (read: entertaining hassles) importing it and maintaining it, and then selling it, preferably back to Europe.…

Old-school Rolls Royce is actually a great suggestion. They're so cheap you won't give a shit about street parking it, the hell it will give you will be hilarious for us to read about, and you won't attract too much attention because they don't stick out that much.

Credit to 505Turbeaux for this, but an R5 Turbo 2 would be great. Rally car=good winter car.

RIP 17,000 venomous creatures run over in this video

ATV Offroad Fury...I think 4 let you use trucks, bikes or quads. My brother and I would load up a free run and play tag by trying to crash into the other person. Honestly only did a couple legitimate races in career mode because the free run was so fun haha