I thought it was just Trogdor!!

A:) Fucking epic response time (cop and firefighters).

"I don't feel it's heroic," he said. "Really what I feel is when I first got out of the truck, I was praying that they wouldn't be dead. I just wanted to put the fire out, but when I saw they were alive, I was like "SWEET!"

He's a hardcore rally cameraman. He's got a compilation with a bunch of similar moments through the years. He's got balls.

Has Turn 10 or Microsoft released a Jalopnik Car Pack yet for Forza 5? Because this thing needs to be in it. I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE JOY OF S***TING WHILE PARKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NORDSCHLEIFE!

DAMN YOU DEMURO, MY DISCOVERY IS THE PERFECT BALANCE OF LUXURY WITH DEFENDER UNDERPIN– ah, shit, hang on The 4x4 Center just called me back.

If it was full of bees, it wasn't empty..it had bees in it

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If I ever see Doug getting gas I'm gonna pull up, ask him why he's driving around in my mother, and then ask him if he wants to visit my home planet for a chance to win a Buick Reatta.

On a Torch shop scale of 1-10 you have officially made it to 11.

Don't you see? This wasn't an accident — this was a deliberate, systematic attack on car-travelling humans by separatist beaver groups. Had the beavers had time to fully coordinate their attack, they could have launched a massive tree-barrage, damming up the highway and causing hundreds of human deaths.

In Oregon we have gas station attendants and are not allowed to fill our own gas. This is such a huge relief, I don't have to deal with all the people constantly wanting to talk to me about my 1996 Subaru Outback.