mwah ha ha!!

HOLY SHIT A SAMURAI in 21st CENTURY AMERICA!

“Step aside, peasant! It’s my turn at the counting beads!”

Both are excellent choke artists.

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

I thought Kobe would say Han Solo because he tries to do everything on the court by himself.

That’s the body issue, Einstein. Not the Sportsperson of the Year Issue, Newton. Get it together, Hawking.

I can tell by the bullshit answer delivered in a tone that combines self righteous indignity at having been forced to offer a response with contempt for the people asking.

You’re giving a racist billionaire your hard earned money to go sit in the cold watch a bunch of dudes give each other CTE. “I am guessing people like me are the “morons” they are trying to fool.”. You said it brother

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.

And that sad cupcake. Why is the cupcake upside down? Why didn’t anyone eat that cupcake? What is wrong with it? Are women supposed to reject cupcakes now, because I’m not down with that.

Giant thumb to augment short fingered vulgarian.

The only thing that matters here is whether Heyward would “opt out” of enjoying Chicago’s world-renowned restaurants and performing arts to hang out with St. Louis chucklefucks, or whether he would forego millions of dollars to avoid the so-called “best fans in baseball.”

glamorous and refined Chicago

You rn

What is she really is a brilliant mathtermind?

This is the algorithm her dad uses to determine how much of her money she can access.

CNN’s PR instincts match their journalistic ones: turrible.

Isn’t it mad though that they still have a better separation of church and state despite it not being enshrined in their constitution?