You have no idea how hard this made me laugh.

well what the fuck did we win WWII for then!?!?

It’s like they’re a whole other country, imagine that!

Mike Tyson is furious to be associated with this sort of dimwittery.

Oh thank god. I was really worried no one would step into the sexist, homophobic, neanderthal boxer void Floyd Mayweather left behind when he retired.

It’s like people who change the spelling of their last name to hide from employers on Facebook.

I wish both these teams could lose, and bless their hearts, they’re both trying their darnedest.

Gotcha. That seems like a reach to me, but I’m just a childless woman who isn’t on TV so what do I know.

I love the typo hare to the throne, like I’m now picturing them raising a bunny as their child and insisting everyone act like it’s a real baby. “Umm his name is Saint, have some respect”

That sound was my brain coming to a screeching, rusted pile of stop.

Basically. The publicity surrounding his arrest to him getting offered a prestigious scholarship.

I’m not sure what is more frustrating... your dog having to shit making you miss things, or your own having to shit. The struggle is real...

Buffalo is like Rome under Caligula but without the art, culture, economic might, military power, political intrigue, international influence, and functional government.

REAL Bills fans do it through their Zubaz pants.

I hate myself, but I can’t help myself:

Yup. “Why didn’t my first parents raise me?” is a tough question always, but in this case...

*Shoots Santa*

At that age, maybe he already forgot the cops had him pulled over.