...everybody ought to have a maid!

I don’t doubt it! But alas, cute.

Maybe weiland can finally settle down

“Santa, could you get me this new japanese indie record I...nevermind, you probably never heard of it”

The Claus Abides

Ill pay five grand to anyone who lets me slam their dick in a car door.

Guess you had to be there

“...one of the funniest stories I ever heard...”

Bigotry is bigotry. Parsing racism from xenophobia from Islamophobia is trying to distance yourself from people you consider to be bigots while defending your own bigotry. Zimmerman is not using the term “dirty Muslim” because he has concerns about theology. Calling dark people “dirty” is about the oldest play in the…

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

Not a historian - but a major Roman geek (hence the avatar). A few fun (for me at least) facts:

I’m surprised the Rebel Yell didn’t bury this story in the midnight hour.

I think the question is really: Who is left?

Prepare the transit beam!

this is the only one

Riff Raff? That’s not Riff Raff! Who is this impostor??

Dog pile away, I asked for it. Educate me! This is blowing my mind, honestly. Like, what sense does it make? I mean, for one, it’s almost useless because people apparently spend decades on death row and then it’s also super expensive, precisely because people drag on the process and spend decades on death row? And…

So he has the worst job on earth.